Heroin vs Kate

Originally uploaded by LIFE OF REILLY.

What will poor Pete do? I can't help but feel sorry for him. He has to choose between his two girlfriends. Heroin or Kate Moss. Let's compare them, shall we?


Heroin costs a lot of money
Kate costs a lot of money

Heroin can turn Pete into a mumbling, introspective bore
Kate can turn Pete into a mumbling, introspective bore

Heroin is powerful and addictive
Kate is powerful and addictive

Heroin feels pretty damn good
Kate feels pretty damn good

Pete loves to chase Heroin
Pete loves to chase Kate

Heroin will probably kill Pete
Kate will probably kill Pete

Geez, it looks neck and neck. My money's on the smack.